Shoot For The Moon

Shoot for the moon even if you miss you'll still land amongst the stars..:)

Mis

a young unmarried female = Mis...s
a young unmarried male =Mis...ter
a young unmarried pregnant female = Mis...take  

Standard drinks

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Learnt Something New

Fridays = P.O.E.T.S day = Pi..ss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

My boots are known as C.F.M boots..... C.F.M = Come and F...ck Me hehhehe

Driving Force

Enthusiasm is the driving force that overcomes all obstacles..:)

Husband and Wife

We were sharing a banana wrapped in sticky rice sweet..why are you giving me the banana bits ? because they are the best bits..but I only like the sticky rice bits..

He loves me because he wants me to have the best bits..yet after 20+ years together he still doesn't know that I am not that fond of bananas..lol..

Getting Old

Must be getting old..finding it hard to jump the waves of life...keep on getting dumped..

Life

Life might not be the party we'd hope for...but while we are here..we might as well dance..

Pot Holes

Same road...same pot hole..yet still can't avoid them...my poor poor car..

Voting

I am voting for the party with the best looking candidate..since they are as bad as each other ...might as well have an eye candy for a premier..hehehe

Perfection

A male friend lamented...I only wanted to give my family a perfect life..but due to stress I have lost everything..
I thought..no..we women don't need a perfect life..we need a husband who will help us cart all the imperfections of life...

What men really want

What men really want...a full stomach and empty balls ..heard this from a male friend..lol..

Dodgers

Early morning female walkers =dick dodgers ? hehehe guess I am one of them lol..

Love

Love is not just cuddles and kisses but finding ways to lighten each other's load :) his reply when I asked hubby how come he never says I love you ..

Can't Win

Hubby to our son...you know you can't win an argument with a woman..B..how come you do it dad? ..his dad..because I am silly hehehe

Inner Peace

Master Shifu to Po ..Remember dragon warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace :)

Marriage

Fighting means there is still fire in the marriage...when you quit talking then you should worry (My2cents)

Bed Offer

One of my patient offered me her bed yesterday..she must have seen how tired I was...
why don't you come in here and have a lie down? ..I'll do your job for you..

then she thought about it..but I don't know what to do ..what a sweetie..I miss ward work..:(

Sleeping Tablet

Patient: I didn't sleep well last night, why didn't you give me my sleeping tablet.
Nurse: but you were sleeping
Patient: why didn't you wake me up ...hehehe

Australian Kiss

What is an Australian kiss ? a French kiss down under :)

Love

What is love? It is never to give up

Cooks

My son..mum you should enter Masterchef..there are crappier cooks out there you should do okie...

His dad..you'd better go and give your mum hugs and kisses..you should have said...there's not that many better cooks than you...you should do okie...lol.. 

Không Bằng

To không bằng dài ...dài không bằng dai ...ehhehe

Thuong Ma Phong

apparently it can be read as Thương Mà Phóng ..hehehe as well as the well known phrase..Thượng Mã Phong ..falling off the horse..lol

Chicken

Dinner ..grilled chicken wings..B to his dad..dad do you love both chicken? no B...your mama is not a chicken..she's a chick okie?

Empathy

Empathy can only exist if one wears that person's pair of shoes..

Marriage

A marriage is like a garden if one doesn't tend to it all the flowers die...it becomes barren and all that is left is weeds

Arty Farty

After winning an award for the Arts.

I told her she is now an official arty farty..she replied..what about an arty tarty..nah..you don't want to be an arty tarty..then how about an arty smarty..you'd better work hard then..

Don't Know

B...I don't know what I want to be when I grow up mummy..
Me..it's okie B..you are only 11..I am turning 40 and I still don't know what I want to be..
B..is that bad mummy? ..
Me..yes it is